May 2009
purposetomemory:
How great is it that the very same pill that takes away the pain also makes me sick when I lie down? Freakin’ great, I tell you! Oh, not to mention, I not only silenced my alarm this morning, but turned the whole clock off IN MY SLEEP. Insomnia and migraines… Wonderful neighborhood is my mind.
geez girl. the sad thing is—I know EXACTLY how this goes. sorry, honey.
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